Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Baby Eviction Letters - Very Cute!

Dear Baby,

Tenant has 56 days in which she can either gather her belongings and vacate the premises, or wait until the final day. After which she will be physically removed from the property. She is being evicted due to a breech of contract and destruction of property. Expansions only to the front of the property, within reasonable limits, were discussed. Not only have these limits been exceeded, but additions to the back of the property were also made. Remodeling and gutting the property was never approved, nor was changing the initial layout and base structure. And due to property damage, there are now leaks in both upper and lower levels of the property. Also, late night parties have been discovered on the property and are not greatly appreciated! Any further problems will result in immediate removal!


Landlady (your momma)


Dear Landlady,

I'm sorry for any disturbance I have caused. When I originally signed the contract, I was unaware of the enormous task of growing. I will try to control the late night partying, but please know I expect you to join the party come June, per the Feeding Clause in the contract. While destruction of property and leaking seem to be the major cause of complaint, I fear they will only get worse in the weeks to come. I understand that this was not the original intent of my residence, but at this time we may need to revisit the terms of my lease.

I fear that eviction at this time is not advisable as i still have more developing to do.

In the Unconditional Love Clause in the contract, I'm sorry to inform you that you are indeed stuck with me as a resident of your body and home for a long time!

Thank you for your time and your body as housing!

Baby Tenant

P.S. When I originally signed the contract, I was underage and the contract is not legal.


The Going Blog said...

Very cute! Can't wait to hear what the techi says next Monday :)We need some more baby bump pics. What is Lindsey saying about it all?

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Tim and Kristina said...

Very cute, and all very true!!! Let me know what you find out Monday...I go Tuesday for Glucose test =(